We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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