I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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