so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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