I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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