singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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