are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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