someone threw a dead crab at me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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