First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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