no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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