So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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