yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Dick very happy bro
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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