I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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