i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
