This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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