ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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