Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
