I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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