is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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