Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
