Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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