we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Randomize
