i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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