margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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