is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Randomize
