Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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