U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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