do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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