i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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