I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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