i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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