Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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