My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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