in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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