The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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