I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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