I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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