If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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