I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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