its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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