My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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