There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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