we have officially lost it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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