Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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