He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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