mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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