If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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