If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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