love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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