What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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