She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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