I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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