drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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