Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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